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Lurch's answer to Eminem

Cassandra Nightveil — Sun, 05 Dec 2004 21:19:08 GMT

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http://www.mushroomstamp.com/Turk_Lurch.htm

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Rev. Lurch...

Cassandra Nightveil — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 07:17:03 GMT

what do you do not to lurch while it is hot and humid as hell? (here, 24 *C in the morning and last night 65% humidity).

I am ready to add a role in a post Ed Wood's movie...I do not even need make up. I am scary enough, lol!

Please advise ;). Thank you!

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dreams!

Cassandra Nightveil — Sun, 26 Sep 2004 07:29:58 GMT

Lol, last night I dreamt of you, Lurch, Tim, Kenny and Doper jetlagged here. You were in a an apt. that recalled the one where I grew up.

I was cleaning it (yeah,whenever I have time I am making household, help, also in dreams?).

I woke you up, after some hours, while I was singing. Strange that none of you did not aim at my head with an encyclopaedia volume to make me stop, lol!

By the way, I have to clean. I will perform my gig later ;).

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drools...

Cassandra Nightveil — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 08:40:34 GMT

I was cleaning floors and decided to take a break...and I found this link

http://www.drool-n-destruction.com/lurchgallery.htm

...now I am going to check if in the bucket is water and detergent...look at your beer, lol!

Puke!...sorry, gross, I know...

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BAAAAAAAAD BOY!

Cassandra Nightveil — Sun, 14 Nov 2004 10:12:34 GMT

Lurch, the grey parrot...enjoy, lol! So hilarious!

http://www.jaymer.com/pets/jhbird_S_lurch.htm

Lurch, do not be mad at me, pease! Am a good woman!

Cheers!

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Nov. 2...if you feel in lurch ;)

Cassandra Nightveil — Sun, 24 Oct 2004 09:13:55 GMT

... then think that here, in Tuscany there is a small quarter of a town near Leghorn, which is called California.

The lord mayor thought it would be a great occasion for this quarter to call the citizens to vote on your election day. I hope the press will tell who of your candidates won;).

Ok, back to my esthetycal German translation on a Picasso's disciple. Gnashing teeth!

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Lurch, the car

Cassandra Nightveil — Wed, 29 Sep 2004 05:34:16 GMT

http://www.l2g.to/old/lurch.html

Lol. Maybe it yells "BOOO!" to the ones driving like brain-disconnected beings.

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Lurch the Vulture;)

Cassandra Nightveil — Sun, 26 Sep 2004 07:36:48 GMT

Lol, I want one, immediately!

http://www.foundationtv.co.uk/brilliantcreatures/ser6/show10item4.html

Lurch, do you think this birdy stands safety belts and deathrock, lol!?

I will not put a leather cap on its head. Its paws will be free!

I really need one, lol!

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d'oh!

Cassandra Nightveil — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 20:08:16 GMT

Have I been sleeping on this link?

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-kerrylurch.htm

Who is who is going to candidate?

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I, Lurch...

Cooker — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 08:20:53 GMT

http://www.robots.net/robomenu/1000176770.html

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OG BIG LURCH! COMPTON, FOO!

Kenny — Mon, 21 Jun 2004 06:42:15 GMT

http://www.sonic.net/~dukenrat/methamph.htm

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I saw

Cassandra Nightveil — Fri, 18 Jun 2004 22:58:33 GMT

that a Reverend was in Lourdes...

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yuuuuch! Scents...

Cassandra Nightveil — Thu, 10 Jun 2004 12:24:10 GMT

Patchouly?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=3&u=/nm/20040609/od_nm/odd_mexico_jail_dc

It works like kryptonite, in any case...

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Vote for Lurch!

Kenny — Tue, 08 Jun 2004 17:32:54 GMT

http://justoneminute.typepad.com/main/2004/06/lurch_it_is.html

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Happy Birthday, Ed!

Cassandra Nightveil — Sun, 13 Jun 2004 16:36:59 GMT

I wish I had the chance to know him. I know what he meant to you. His spirit lives forever. I had signs of his presence and I am not the only one.

I woke up last night as it was already June 13th here. I prayed and sang inside "soul in isolation" by The Chameleons.

Today, like he would make me a joke or a gift, the weather is not hot at all. It is gloomy and windy. For the first time in days, no sun. Rest for my skin and my soul.
I lighted a candle and said my prayers to him in a small, ancient church that was significative here in WW2. I thought that place would be the best place to remember him in my prayers today. I am a spiritual being and have pure beliefs, even if I do not go to church like people do.
As I was entering the church, some raindrops fell. I now think he was shaking his beer on to me. On that moment, I looked at the sky and asked him not to weep.

All my love and respect to Ed on his b-day. May he rest in eternal peace and happiness. Mey he protect us. May he give us the way to survive pain and bitterness of life. I love him my way.

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Lurch Link of the Day

Kenny — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 18:41:30 GMT

http://notenboom.org/archives/000039.html

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Got Lurch?

Kenny — Tue, 08 Jun 2004 05:46:08 GMT

http://www.rockyridgerefuge.com/

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sunburn for Lurch

Cassandra Nightveil — Thu, 10 Jun 2004 22:28:56 GMT

www.kismet-farm.com/ Lurch(Q'sJester)2.JPG

experiment or sun?

I am personally itching...till September I need very high sunblock...

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I must have a magenetic personality.

Rev. Lurch© — Thu, 10 Jun 2004 20:04:58 GMT

I have not invited anyone to my friends list for awhile, yet I have gotten two friends in the last couple days. No invite accepts ether.

Strange....probably pinko government agents.

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You rang?

Rev. Lurch© — Thu, 10 Jun 2004 01:14:54 GMT

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.

Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

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What flavor?

Rev. Lurch© — Thu, 27 May 2004 01:52:32 GMT

What flavor Koolaid do you all like?

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Faith Healer

Cassandra Nightveil — Tue, 08 Jun 2004 20:59:51 GMT

If your body's feeling bad
It's the only one you have
You want to take away the pain
Just go out walking in the rain
You watch the flowers go to bed
Just ask the man inside your head
Your spirit never has to grieve
All you've got to do is believe
The faith healer
The faith healer
All you've gotta do is feel
Your body's gonna start to heal
The fingertips of holy fire
Ever-lasting sweet desire
It never mattered what the doctor say
The healer man will sail away
It's immortality for two
Oh the miracles they will come to you
From faith healer
The faith healer
Can I put my hands on you
Can I put my hands on you
The faith healer
The faith healer
Faith and hope and charity
The simple relativity
He can make you understand
All you've gotta do, you've gotta take his hand
The fingertips of holy fire
Ever-lasting sweet desire
It never mattered what the doctor said
Listen to the man inside your head
The faith healer
The faith healer
Can I put my hands on you
Can I put my hands on you
Let me put my hands on you
Let me put my hands on you
Can I put my hands on you
Can I put my hands on you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you
The faith healer
The faith healer
The faith healer

...covered by Bollock Brothers (yeah, you can hear this song before a lot of gigs;) )

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My Blog

Rev. Lurch© — Fri, 28 May 2004 20:22:42 GMT

http://www.georgewbushisanasshole.com

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Cooking with Lurch

Cassandra Nightveil — Sat, 05 Jun 2004 09:16:45 GMT

Lurch...I do not know if you have claimed royalties;)
I found a German link to an online trader of cook tools...

I am here for translation, I just do not know the terms in English and have to check the dictionary, sigh!

http://www.lurch.de/

Enjoy;)...remember that I can help cooking;)

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Gotta love Lurch!

Kenny — Wed, 02 Jun 2004 18:28:01 GMT

http://www.labmed.org/ss_lurch.html

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Reverend, I am ranting!

Cassandra Nightveil — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 17:29:29 GMT

awrgh...I had a long day in which I could just finish one thing well...among the things that went wrong, I had a job interview that went really great...but the contract sucks evil...and I know I worth I am:(.

Cassandra....sing...it will pass....

Cassandra....forget assholes drooling...they will always walk by and you will stone them with eyes of fire and some swears...

Cassandra...these months will go by quickly...worse was in your life....

Reverend...help! LOL!
Words or links of confortation are welcomed...sigh!
Thank you!
*sigh* *sigh* *sigh*

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Lurch, the band..haha!

Kenny — Wed, 02 Jun 2004 18:24:05 GMT

http://home.planet.nl/~koene566/lurch/main.html

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Zoinks!

Kenny — Wed, 02 Jun 2004 18:19:51 GMT

I got an invite to the Church of Lurch, and I get here to find it is now the Cult of Lurch? Is this some kind of sham? Oh, the length people will go to keep religion on the backburner. When are worship services?

Your faithful servant...

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Boy! There is sure a lot of worshipers here?

"T I M" — Tue, 25 May 2004 06:09:42 GMT

Are you sure you going to looking after this Tribe oh mighty one? Lol!

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ordering stuff

Cassandra Nightveil — Sun, 30 May 2004 15:57:23 GMT

...am taking another break....damn, someone was just waiting for this moment....
"meow, lots to hump again! Lots of soft clothes....they are miiiiiiiiiiiine!"...I am always putting an eye on my furry comedian.
Am glad to have everything soon clean, ironed and all in place. Can't wait!
...I have to lock my drawers!

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Remedies

Cassandra Nightveil — Sat, 29 May 2004 23:35:51 GMT

Reverend Lurch,

I have a problem. I had my moving and I am beat. I cannot sleep, though. I cannot drink some wine because I am following a cure. I have no chamomile tea at home. I tried to read, but I am out of it today.

Could you please give me an illuminating help from the majesty of your office?

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Hurm

frankenspock — Fri, 28 May 2004 01:54:38 GMT

Where all the bitches at?

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This Rev. Lurch is a farce!!!

"T I M" — Wed, 26 May 2004 00:46:00 GMT

All but lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today I choose an alter boy....

I choose Tim

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Show thee mug Lurch!

"T I M" — Wed, 26 May 2004 00:47:37 GMT

You are fraud like all the rest!!!

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All Hail The Head of Lurch

Greetings my bretheren.

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