You rang?

topic posted Wed, June 9, 2004 - 6:14 PM by  Rev. Lurch©
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.


Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
posted by:
Rev. Lurch©
Los Angeles
  • Re: You rang?

    Wed, June 9, 2004 - 9:00 PM
    i scared people with current 93 and opened the door as I was wearing belts, fishnet, bootks, violet leggings and my hair had three colors...
    • Re: You rang?

      Wed, June 9, 2004 - 9:49 PM
      by the way...quiz:

      who are people walking in line,
      looking pale and sick
      always ringing at your door at impossible hours on impossible days...
      to exchange an illuminated word on the end of the world and making you flip out?


      these were the ones i scared, lol!
      • Re: You rang?

        Wed, June 9, 2004 - 11:41 PM
        Those were the most lamest knock, knock, jokes I have ever heard in my whole entire life!! You should be shot for those Lurch!
        • Re: You rang?

          Thu, June 10, 2004 - 1:28 AM
          lol...
          aaaadho-nayyyyyy..boom boom...
          aaaadho-nayyyyyy..boom boom...
          (current93/sygillum s)
          ...the record could scare anyone, lol!

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